My words should be waterfalling, singing on the page with my fingers tip tapping them out into harmonies. They should be twittering like birds, subjects spinning and topics multiplying and words and more words flowing like air or water or something else that dances in the mouth. But instead my words are dammed and damned, cripple fledgelings on the tip of my tongue and the skin of my fingers, cowering and turning and falling away from existence.

In other words, I should have a lot of dreadfully important things to say here, but I can't for the life of me think of any of them. So for now, I have decided to make a list of songs that everyone should be legally required to listen to at least once in their life times.

1. Seattle by The Hot Toddies (and this is why I want to visit Seattle)
2. Insane in the Membrane by Cypress Hill (rhymes don't have to make sense as long as they rhyme)
3. That's Not My Name by The Ting Tings (why write a song like this? I don't know, but I thoroughly enjoy it)
4. The Girls by Calvin Harris (because no other songs mention us "carrying a little-bitty weight girls")
5. Let's Pretend We're Bunny Rabbits by The Magnetic Fields (because who DOESN'T want to do it like a bunny rabbit)
6. Fuck Her Gently by Tenacious D (this is rated R, children)
7. Bad Touch by The Bloodhound Gang (I mean honestly, who ISN'T turned on by the discovery channel)
8. Love Song by Stephen Lynch (not a very interesting song in total, but he goes out with a bang)
9. Like A Boss by The Lonely Island (how could I NOT add this in)
10. You Can't Say Cunt In Canada by Kevin Bloody Wilson (I just really enjoy this one. I never knew there were so many terms for female anatomy)